So I guess this means that Tiger is a Republican? Sorry, couldn’t resist that.

It is just sad that he fell morally short of the cup, so to speak. It’s one thing when you’re single, and out for a “good time”. No one would really care. But once you are married, and with kids no less, then it’s time change the game. Unfortunately, Tiger couldn’t overcome his desires to have it both ways. That picture of him with the family, the dog licking his face, was published to show what? That he was the golden boy with the golden life. Beautiful wife, cute kids, loads of money, What else could you want?

Sex in the graveyard , apparently. And presumably putting his wife at risk for any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

Oh well, another one bites the dust. I guess he will eventually get back to playing golf, get divorced, see his soon to be ex-wife move back to Sweden with the kids, and be a free man again, only $500 million or so poorer. No problem, those sponsors will come back once he starts winning again.

So, with all the double entendres fully in play (18 holes, birdies, came up short, strokes, good lay/lie, etc.), here’s the list so far:

1. Rachel Uchitel – New York and Vegas VIP party organiser – the girl who triggered Woods’ bust- up with his wife.

2. Reality star Jamie Grubbs, who met him at a Vegas nightclub.

3. Single mum and ex model Cori Rist.

4. Brunette Kalika Moquin, Vegas hostess.

5. MGM party favourite Jamie Jungers.

6. Diner waitress Mindy Lawton.

7. Former VIP cocktail waitress Julie Postle, who has an Orlando lawyer.

8. Sexy married British TV presenter who was single at the time.

9. Blonde former cocktail waitress from Orlando, now also represented by lawyer.

10. Porn starlet Holly Sampson, who bedded him at his birthday party.

11. Blonde “cougar” Theresa Rogers, 49, now represented by lawyer Gloria Allred.

12. Ex Playboy cybergirl and Hawaiian Tropic model Loredana Jolie.

13. XXX porn star Joselyn James, whose family confirm their fling.

14. Movie star Jessica Simpson named by US magazine as a close “sextexter” of Tiger.

15. Twenty-something Atlanta party planner.

16. Sexy Illinois student who loves partying in Vegas.

17. Blonde party planner from Orlando, who had links to the UK.

18. Single mum San Diego dancer called Star.

I hear that Carrie Prejean is looking for a “dance” partner. Maybe Tiger should give her a call. I’m sure she would love to get the shaft from Tiger.

Oh, and Tiger, the world is waiting for the sex tapes. Go ahead and put them on your website. At least that way you will have some control.

Carrie Prejean. The former Miss California - alone in a sex tape that TMZ says was too ‘racy’ to post. Now that’s family values at its best! Love between two people of the same sex is wrong, but sex with presumably inanimate objects, on video no less, well that’s just peachy keen.

C’mon TMZ - go ahead and post it! Let the world see Carrie in all of her wholesome splendor!

Oh, and all the lawsuits, counter suits and the dispute over the breast implant money have all been resolved/dropped. I guess her privacy issues weren’t that important.

Prejean’s lawyer, Charles LiMandri, responded with a short statement issued through an employee at his law office:

It’s a confidential settlement, and he can’t discuss it.”

But did he see the tape? Was it totally awesome?

I’ll bet those folks at Values Voter Summit are thrilled that she spoke to them about “values”. Just check out the speakers list for this year! She’s “right” in there. I wonder if they are going to show Carrie’s video at the summit next year?

Where the "right" is "right"

And here are some more of her friends:

Now that's a motley crew!

Where’s Glenn Beck? Analyzing the facade of 30 Rockefeller Center no doubt.

Well, here’s a synopsis of her speech:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/carrie-prejean-speaks-values-voter-summit

She says she was called by God during the pageant to stand for truth and so “even though I didn’t win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in Heaven for me.”

And we can presume you do like them bigger…

Several calls and e-mail to Prejean’s publicist by CNN were not returned Wednesday.

Prejean’s tell-all book hits bookstores next week, and she is scheduled for media interviews to promote it. What a coincidence!

I’ll betcha that video has some references to God…Ohhhhhhhh God, Ohhhhhhhh God, Ohhhhhhhh GOD. Ummmm.

But, was she faking it? C’mon Carrie, lyng is a sin you know. Oh, and Mr. Cucumber says hi and to call him…