So I guess this means that Tiger is a Republican? Sorry, couldn’t resist that.

It is just sad that he fell morally short of the cup, so to speak. It’s one thing when you’re single, and out for a “good time”. No one would really care. But once you are married, and with kids no less, then it’s time change the game. Unfortunately, Tiger couldn’t overcome his desires to have it both ways. That picture of him with the family, the dog licking his face, was published to show what? That he was the golden boy with the golden life. Beautiful wife, cute kids, loads of money, What else could you want?

Sex in the graveyard , apparently. And presumably putting his wife at risk for any kind of sexually transmitted disease.

Oh well, another one bites the dust. I guess he will eventually get back to playing golf, get divorced, see his soon to be ex-wife move back to Sweden with the kids, and be a free man again, only $500 million or so poorer. No problem, those sponsors will come back once he starts winning again.

So, with all the double entendres fully in play (18 holes, birdies, came up short, strokes, good lay/lie, etc.), here’s the list so far:

1. Rachel Uchitel – New York and Vegas VIP party organiser – the girl who triggered Woods’ bust- up with his wife.

2. Reality star Jamie Grubbs, who met him at a Vegas nightclub.

3. Single mum and ex model Cori Rist.

4. Brunette Kalika Moquin, Vegas hostess.

5. MGM party favourite Jamie Jungers.

6. Diner waitress Mindy Lawton.

7. Former VIP cocktail waitress Julie Postle, who has an Orlando lawyer.

8. Sexy married British TV presenter who was single at the time.

9. Blonde former cocktail waitress from Orlando, now also represented by lawyer.

10. Porn starlet Holly Sampson, who bedded him at his birthday party.

11. Blonde “cougar” Theresa Rogers, 49, now represented by lawyer Gloria Allred.

12. Ex Playboy cybergirl and Hawaiian Tropic model Loredana Jolie.

13. XXX porn star Joselyn James, whose family confirm their fling.

14. Movie star Jessica Simpson named by US magazine as a close “sextexter” of Tiger.

15. Twenty-something Atlanta party planner.

16. Sexy Illinois student who loves partying in Vegas.

17. Blonde party planner from Orlando, who had links to the UK.

18. Single mum San Diego dancer called Star.

I hear that Carrie Prejean is looking for a “dance” partner. Maybe Tiger should give her a call. I’m sure she would love to get the shaft from Tiger.

Oh, and Tiger, the world is waiting for the sex tapes. Go ahead and put them on your website. At least that way you will have some control.

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