Nov 05 2009

Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Revealed – Lawsuits Settled

Carrie Prejean. The former Miss California - alone in a sex tape that TMZ says was too ‘racy’ to post. Now that’s family values at its best! Love between two people of the same sex is wrong, but sex with presumably inanimate objects, on video no less, well that’s just peachy keen.

C’mon TMZ - go ahead and post it! Let the world see Carrie in all of her wholesome splendor!

Oh, and all the lawsuits, counter suits and the dispute over the breast implant money have all been resolved/dropped. I guess her privacy issues weren’t that important.

Prejean’s lawyer, Charles LiMandri, responded with a short statement issued through an employee at his law office:

It’s a confidential settlement, and he can’t discuss it.”

But did he see the tape? Was it totally awesome?

I’ll bet those folks at Values Voter Summit are thrilled that she spoke to them about “values”. Just check out the speakers list for this year! She’s “right” in there. I wonder if they are going to show Carrie’s video at the summit next year?

Where the "right" is "right"

Where the "right" is "right"

And here are some more of her friends:

Now that's a motley crew!

Now that's a motley crew!

Where’s Glenn Beck? Analyzing the facade of 30 Rockefeller Center no doubt.

Well, here’s a synopsis of her speech:

http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/carrie-prejean-speaks-values-voter-summit

She says she was called by God during the pageant to stand for truth and so “even though I didn’t win the crown that night, I know that the Lord has so much of a bigger crown in Heaven for me.”

And we can presume you do like them bigger…

Several calls and e-mail to Prejean’s publicist by CNN were not returned Wednesday.

Prejean’s tell-all book hits bookstores next week, and she is scheduled for media interviews to promote it. What a coincidence!

I’ll betcha that video has some references to God…Ohhhhhhhh God, Ohhhhhhhh God, Ohhhhhhhh GOD. Ummmm.

carrie_denial

But, was she faking it? C’mon Carrie, lyng is a sin you know. Oh, and Mr. Cucumber says hi and to call him…

3 Responses to “Carrie Prejean Sex Tape Revealed – Lawsuits Settled”

  1. Carrie Prejean is hot, but she is a lunatic. Of course, if she ever wants to try girls, she should give me a call!

  2. Tonya Thomas says:

    If her presence in bed is anything like her public persona, it’s probably a really boring tape.

  3. Jim Irwin says:

    Classic!
    Just another example of the right wing hypocrisy that seems to rear it’s uglt head more and more often it seems. When will they ever learn?
    Just for fun, I’d like to see a tape of Prejean and Britney Bennett, who seems to like the former Miss California.
    BTW, since the former Miss California (cation) is out of work, she should be happy to know that Vivid Video is always hiring new talent.

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